Morning Wood Mafia - Don't Get Stiffed By Our Competition
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Morning Wood Mafia - Don't Get Stiffed By Our Competition -
EQUIPMENT PROCUREMENT: THE SHOP STANDARD
Every flag that leaves this shop is treated as mission-essential hardware. We don’t do "decorative"—we do Mil-Spec. These are built to the standard of a household that respects the uniform and the flag it represents.
STANDARD ISSUE: THE PATRIOT SLAB
Price: $150.00 The baseline build. No shortcuts, no low-bidder materials—just solid American hardwood and honest grit.
Dimensions: 20" x 10.5" (The ideal footprint for any office, den, or armory).
Build Specs: Traditional Union and 13 Deep-Carve Stripes.
Materials: 100% American-sourced lumber and professional-grade finishes.
TACTICAL UPGRADES (FIELD MODS)
Customization turns a standard build into a legacy piece. Choose your level based on the mission requirements.
Tier 1: Personnel ID (+$30.00)
Standard text engraving: Name, Rank, and Service Dates.
Tier 2: Unit/Corporate Insignia (+$50.00)
Adds a Branch Insignia or Unit Logo to the Union or Stripes.
Tier 3: Precision Corporate Identity (+$125.00+)
For custom logos requiring vector conversion, high-detail machine paths, and complex design integration to ensure an exact match to brand standards.
Tier 4: Full Custom Briefing (Quote Required)
Multi-logo layouts, custom call signs, or complex "shadow box" style integrations.
SPECIAL REQUISITIONS (CUSTOM SIZES)
For when the standard footprint won't clear the AO.
The "Commander" (36" x 19"): $400.00
Heavy-duty construction, extended lamination time, and professional-grade finish.
The "Operator" (12" x 6.5"): $95.00
Custom Dimensions: Quoted per mission based on material volume, specialized labor, and machine time.
ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS: LOG A MISSION BRIEFING
We don’t use a generic checkout because we don’t build generic hardware. Every project starts with a formal briefing to ensure your hardware meets the shop standard.
To start your order, navigate to the [REQUISITION] tab and log your mission parameters via the secure form.
The After-Action Report: Once your briefing is logged, I will review the intel and reply via email with a final quote and current lead time. Once the briefing is approved and the mission is greenlit, we deploy to the workshop.
"In this shop, we don't build to a price point. We build to a standard. If it’s going on your wall, it’s going to be right."