Morning Wood Mafia - Don't Get Stiffed By Our Competition

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Morning Wood Mafia - Don't Get Stiffed By Our Competition -

EQUIPMENT PROCUREMENT: THE SHOP STANDARD

Every flag that leaves this shop is treated as mission-essential hardware. We don’t do "decorative"—we do Mil-Spec. These are built to the standard of a household that respects the uniform and the flag it represents.

STANDARD ISSUE: THE PATRIOT SLAB

Price: $125.00 This is our baseline build. No shortcuts, no low-bidder materials—just solid American hardwood and honest grit.

  • Dimensions: 20" x 10.5" (The ideal footprint for any office, den, or armory).

  • Build Specs: Traditional Union and 13 Stripes.

  • Visual Intel: Review high-resolution examples of finished hardware on [The Armory Tab].

  • Materials: 100% American-sourced lumber and finishes.

  • Ready for Duty: Finished to survive real life and look damn good doing it.

TACTICAL UPGRADES (FIELD MODS)

Flat Rate: +$25.00 per modification. Want to make it a legacy piece? We can customize your flag to honor a specific service record or family history. If you want it on the wood, we’ll carve it in. For a visual breakdown of custom engraving options, refer to the field examples on [The Armory Tab].

Common Mission Profiles:

  • Personnel ID: Name and Rank.

  • Service Record: Deployment dates or years of service.

  • Unit Designation: Branch of Service (Army, Navy, USAF, USMC, USCG, SF).

  • Custom Call Signs: Personalize it for the individual.

SPECIAL REQUISITIONS (CUSTOM SIZES)

Need something outside the standard footprint? Special sizes are always welcome. Whether you need a massive centerpiece for a briefing room or a compact tribute for a specific space, we can make it happen.

ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS: LOG A MISSION BRIEFING

We don’t use a generic checkout because we don’t build generic hardware. Every project starts with a formal briefing to ensure your hardware meets the shop standard.

To start your order, navigate to the [REQUISITION] tab and log your mission parameters via the secure form.

The After-Action Report: Once your briefing is logged, I will review the intel and reply via email with a final quote and current lead time. Once the briefing is approved and the mission is greenlit, we deploy to the workshop.

"In this shop, we don't build to a price point. We build to a standard. If it’s going on your wall, it’s going to be right."