Morning Wood Mafia - Don't Get Stiffed By Our Competition
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Morning Wood Mafia - Don't Get Stiffed By Our Competition -
EQUIPMENT PROCUREMENT: THE SHOP STANDARD
Every flag that leaves this shop is treated as mission-essential hardware. We don’t do "decorative"—we do Mil-Spec. These are built to the standard of a household that respects the uniform and the flag it represents.
STANDARD ISSUE: THE PATRIOT SLAB
Price: $125.00 This is our baseline build. No shortcuts, no low-bidder materials—just solid American hardwood and honest grit.
Dimensions: 20" x 10.5" (The ideal footprint for any office, den, or armory).
Build Specs: Traditional Union and 13 Stripes.
Visual Intel: Review high-resolution examples of finished hardware on [The Armory Tab].
Materials: 100% American-sourced lumber and finishes.
Ready for Duty: Finished to survive real life and look damn good doing it.
TACTICAL UPGRADES (FIELD MODS)
Flat Rate: +$25.00 per modification. Want to make it a legacy piece? We can customize your flag to honor a specific service record or family history. If you want it on the wood, we’ll carve it in. For a visual breakdown of custom engraving options, refer to the field examples on [The Armory Tab].
Common Mission Profiles:
Personnel ID: Name and Rank.
Service Record: Deployment dates or years of service.
Unit Designation: Branch of Service (Army, Navy, USAF, USMC, USCG, SF).
Custom Call Signs: Personalize it for the individual.
SPECIAL REQUISITIONS (CUSTOM SIZES)
Need something outside the standard footprint? Special sizes are always welcome. Whether you need a massive centerpiece for a briefing room or a compact tribute for a specific space, we can make it happen.
ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS: LOG A MISSION BRIEFING
We don’t use a generic checkout because we don’t build generic hardware. Every project starts with a formal briefing to ensure your hardware meets the shop standard.
To start your order, navigate to the [REQUISITION] tab and log your mission parameters via the secure form.
The After-Action Report: Once your briefing is logged, I will review the intel and reply via email with a final quote and current lead time. Once the briefing is approved and the mission is greenlit, we deploy to the workshop.